Fuck sarap mong kantutin. Pinay sex Ang sarap ng bunganga mo. Mine too. Nakailang rounds pa kami nung malapit na mag umaga.”
“Bes, set up mo ako.”
“Hahaha. Mind if i buy you a drink.”
“A glass of red wine would do.”
“A glass of red wine and a martini please.”
“So who are you supposed to meet tonight?”
“Well, a friend of mine. Ikaw?”
“Great bes!”
“Nako, jackpot na naman ano?”
“Yeah bes! Fuck!”
“Ang sarap!”
With bestie……. Di kasi makakarating friend ko.”
“What a surprise. Argh!”
“Ohhhhm! Ang ganda mo din naman kasi.”
“I know that though. Ihain mo nalang please.”
“Eto siya oh.”
“Oh my….. Ahhhh! Plok! Baka pwd kang maisayaw.”
“Pwede din naman. Bawi ako next time.”
This is how it happened…….. Oo nga pala this is like my unit.”
“Sa inyo to?”
“Yeah, ako namamahala ng apartment namin.”
“So it’s like puno ba tong lahat.”
“Yeah! Ohhhhm! Ayan narin ako. Pakadyot ako.”
“Ulk! But where to? Lika kainin mo.”
“Slurp! Plok! Fuck sarap mong kantutin. Ohhhh! That was great pero nagsisimula palang tayo. Plok! Kidding. Fuck. Plok! Ohhhh! That was great.”
“Yeah! Ang init sa loob. Ahhhm!”
“Whoa! Plok! Plok! Kwento ka naman.”
“Okay bes, and thanks to you kasi hindi mo ako sinipot.”
“Nagparinig pa, kwento kana. Kantot pa. (heavy breathes)”
Plok! This is our kind of friendship. Slurp!”
“Fuck ang sarap.
