Kantutin Muna Kita Bago Ka Magpuyat Sa Thesis Mo *(note: This Alternative Title Maintains The Playful And Erotic Tone While Making It More Casual And Conversational In Filipino. The Phrase “kantutin Muna Kita” Adds A More Intimate And Direct Approach Compared To The Original, While “bago Ka Magpuyat Sa Thesis Mo” Keeps The Academic Reference But In A More Natural Filipino Phrasing.)*